It's Been Too Long (Part 3)

Finishing up the backed up folder of Funny Things... here are the rest that I have right now.

Well. That's pretty straightforward.

I'm almost positive that this car belongs to our old neighbor. You can see in this post from a long time ago that he had an amazing hood ornament. I even commented on it to him once. He told me he was planning on getting a new one that was a pig with wings. And seeing that's what this is...

Guesses? Anyone?

This started out as a clever way to promote their leaf pick-up service. Now it's just a bag of garbage in the median.

Notice the 5th part of the directions isn't colored in like the rest of the bullets. Has anyone actually ever done this?

Greatest post-it note warning sign ever. In my favorite restaurant in Fort Worth. (I know, Gillian. It took me long enough to post it.)

That is a GIANT baby! And it can throw away its own "towel"!

At Sonic. Lots of synonyms. My favorite is "cruising in."

mmmmm... kay

Likes to type?

Yeah. Me too. (By the way, the three pictures above were all taken the same night in the hospital parking garage. I should totally visit there more often.)

I'm thinking of getting this for my mom. Except she's getting an actual grandbaby soon, so it wouldn't be as funny.

Good for you.

Classy. And dangerous. That lady should definitely be wearing a welder's mask just in case.

Colorful soap! That's all. It just amused me.

Well, that pretty much covers it all.

There was a caravan of three of these cars driving around one day. It was just weird.

That's one way to avoid buying a new window for your Jeep.

You know, when I think about mini-blinds, I also think about tasers. What about you?

I think they like their dogs.

Is it so bad to just stick the sticker to your window? Is this in case you decide one day you don't like America anymore?

Very small advertising.

Alrighty then.

And finally... probably the best license plate I've ever seen. I was driving down the freeway and it was icy and dark, so I didn't get a picture. But because it was so great, I recreated it on some license plate maker program online. And here it is...

Seriously.

Posted in: , , on Monday, February 16, 2009 at at 10:41 PM 2 comments  

36 Weeks and Counting...

It's the final countdown! Here I am at 36 weeks aka 9 months aka honeydew-sized baby.
Although, like the last two months, it wasn't actually a honeydew this week. It was a crenshaw melon. I've neither heard of that nor do I know where to get one, so I went with something easy to find.

Things to know about me at 36 weeks:
* Do not say "Not sleeping now is getting you ready for not sleeping in a few weeks." or "Are you ready for your world to change?" or "Are you still pregnant?" or any other equally annoying thing. I might possibly punch you in the face.
* I am now a full-fledged snorer.
* My feet and ankles aren't swollen. My fingers aren't swollen. I'm still wearing my rings. Yes!
* Although not technically an outie, the edges of the belly button can now be seen raised under a thin shirt. That's why I almost always wear two shirts over the high-rise pants.
* Everything I eat feels like it's sitting in my throat.
* I have contractions all day every day. They don't hurt yet, but I know they're coming when I feel like I can't breathe. Also, if I'm walking around a lot, there are more contractions and they make me feel like I need to pee. Lovely.
* The boy moves in giant pushing motions rather than kicks and punches these days. I look down and my whole stomach is moving.
* At the doctor's visit last week he said that Jake is head-down (Hurray!) and that I'm at 1 centimeter dilated and not-a-bit effaced. (Yes, I know you can be that for weeks.)
* I had my 2nd shower this weekend (which I'll post about soon) and the kid will be well dressed. I'll tell you that much.
* I'm pretty much miserable all of the time, but still need at least a week (preferably more) to finish getting things put away and get stuff cleaned up. So don't come yet, kid!

If I don't make it to 40 weeks, I hope to be able to quickly snap a picture with the 40 week food product that's been sitting in my closet for a while now, suprisingly not rotting, before heading to the hospital.

Posted in: , , on Monday, February 09, 2009 at at 11:09 PM 3 comments  

Happy Football!

Well it was national Americans Watching Football and Eating Too Much Day. We had a Sunday School watch party for that football game that was on and we were all supposed to bring a snack or dessert. I saw these super cute football truffles on this great site I've found, Bakerella. They looked easy enough.
Advice: Be sure to read the package for the dipping chocolate, because you MAY add milk (instead of the recommended Crisco) to make the chocolate thinner and end up with a solid mass of chocolate on the stove and have to go to Walmart at 9:00 at night to get more since the first batch was ruined. I'm just saying. It's something you might do. Not me of course.

The little balls of poo before they were decorated.

The one that came out the best.

Plate #1 of 2 full of footballs.

Aren't they cute? Not as good as hers but still cute.

They were very popular.

Posted in: on Sunday, February 01, 2009 at at 11:24 PM 5 comments  

Happy February!

Jack: The Calendar - February page

Posted in: , , on at at 11:22 PM 0 comments  

Grammar Rant

I've talked about this before. But I'm doing it again because I just saw this article. Apparently England wants to eliminate the apostrophe because "they confuse people". My favorite quote from the article says "If I want to go to a restaurant, I don't want to have an A-level (high school diploma) in English to find it."

Honestly people. They're extremely simple.
Use an apostrophe:
To show possession on a singular word: (That is the dog's bone... The bone belongs to the dog.)
To show possession on a plural word or a word/name that ends in S: (All of the kids' lunches need to be made. OR I am going to the Sumners' house.)
To abbreviate "noun is" (Fred's going to the store... Fred IS going to the store.)

Do NOT use an apostrophe:
In a plural form of a noun (We are having taco's and burrito's for dinner. WRONG)
In a plural form an abbreviation (I have a lot of CD's. WRONG)
In possessive pronouns (Hers, ours, yours, and theirs do NOT need apostrophes. They already show possession.)
In a plural form of a number (I was born in the 1980's. WRONG)

Common Mistakes:
It's vs. its -
It's means "it is" such as "It's cold outside."
Its shows possession as in "The dog lost its bone." The word "its" already shows possession so you don't need to put an apostrophe.
Who's vs. whose -
Who's means "who is" such as "Who's coming over?"
Whose means "the one to whom it belongs" such as "Whose ball is this?" or "We need to know whose house we're going to."

THE END.

Posted in: , on Saturday, January 31, 2009 at at 9:25 AM 1 comments  

It's Been Too Long (Part 2)

Continuing the catch up on Funny Things, here's part 2. There will be a part 3 at some point.

I wonder if this person is friends with this person I saw another day.

That is a really long title of something you can be a member of.

So what in the world is this door used for?

I wanna be one of those!

Extremely creepy dog with extremely disproportionate head hanging in Petsmart.

I knew "Ladies" was the plural of "Lady" but is "Mens" the plural of the already pluralized "Men"?

Excuse me?

But I wear my mask everywhere!

There are two of these people driving around Little Rock. The other one is HYM8NCE. I'm confused for a few seconds every time.

That's one way to get the votes! (That was 6:30 in the morning the day before the election.)

That is the largest Inflatable Purple Triceratops Telling Me To Go To A Church Carnival that I've ever seen. (Told you these were old pictures.)

Giant Mystery Box Driving Down The Freeway #1

Like cowboys? Or pants? Or that restaurant?

I'm pro-choice on bumper stickers.

In case you didn't know how to use hand sanitizer (or hanitizer as one of my 4th graders used to call it).

Lots of rules for the petting zoo at the fair. I like how "chronically ill" and "pregnant" are in the same category.

Watch out for that Canadian catfish! It'll get you every time!

And I wonder if this person is friends with this person I saw another day.

Apparently they were having a meeting of the Drivers of Black Suburbans Club at Walmart that day.

Saggies.

Don't drink and test your strength. Or use the mallet for other things. Be sure to look at the little cartoon drawings. The one on the left in the group on the right side (eh?) is funniest.

I saw a commercial for these crazy expensive weird Dyson hand driers once and wondered who in the world would buy them. Apparently the answer is Playtime Pizza in Little Rock.

Clever.

Giant Mystery Box Driving Down The Freeway #2

I saw this Greatest DVD Ever at a consignment sale and am still wondering now why I didn't buy it.

I was not aware that Kroger was a verb. Now I know.

Follow up questions: How handy? Handy with what?

Do you think they'd come get our neighbor's dog? He's definitely a nuisance.

This changing table is for squids with human heads whose right arm is a baby's torso and head.

At least they're admitting it. ("SINNED")

Posted in: , , on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 at at 8:04 PM 8 comments  

Three Already!

Tomorrow is Alyssa Kate's 3rd birthday! We went to her party at her house on Saturday.

It was a Dora theme this year, because that's what she loves.

Yummy star cakes
The birthday girl with her cake.

Her friends came over and they got to do a pull-the-strings style pinata and take their candy home in their Dora backpacks they decorated. Creative idea, Candice!

Cake time!

Blowing out candles with Mommy.

Enjoying the cake.

All of the kids helped open the presents. These blue ones were the ones we brought. Everyone got to open one! :)

Caroline was there too, sporting her "Big Sisters Rock" shirt.

Their cat Tigger wasn't a fan of the crowd so found herself a place atop the furnace pipe on the roof.

Posted in: , on Monday, January 26, 2009 at at 10:19 PM 2 comments  

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