This is what happens when two college educated people decide that the best idea for cooking a popcorn bag that appears to possibly have a hole in it is to put it on a very cheap plastic plate in the microwave. And so I present Eight Pictures Of The Same Thing:

Jack's checkin' it out.

Mmmmm! Popcorn butter!

Jack's still eating it, but the real focus is WHAT THE CRAP IS WRONG WITH MY THUMB?!

He's sticking his tongue out again!

Yep. It's a hole.

My favorite Survivor character is in the hole now.


And in case you were wondering, the popcorn DID have a hole in it, but popped anyway.