I swore when I was pregnant that this blog wouldn't become All Jake All The Time, but it pretty much has. Sorry. Here's a flashback to the good ol' days of funny randomness.

Democrat?

Front of the same car. My favorite is the one on the rearview mirror.

One of the personalized bricks in front of the Clinton Library. Hm.

Funny independent of anything else, but this was on a pump at the gas station which increases its hilarity exponentially.

What kind now?

Message: no.
"I heart heart": very yes.

Holy healthy.

Feet?

1. The Scotch tape
2. "For sell"
3. The random other piece of tape on the side of the van.
4. It's a poster board.
5. The roll of Scotch tape is still on the bumper.
6. The bar code is still on the posterboard.
7. The Scotch tape!

Sometimes you just need to...

...haul some swimming pools down the freeway.

This car changed from orange to pink as you drove by it!

Ok.

Yessssssssssss!

You missed.

It took me a while to figure this one out.

Nope. I need more info please.

Thanks, Inaccurate Grammar Gas Pump!

This guy kept me from accidentally getting Supreme.

Or one at regular price.

How old is this newspaper?!

Two of my favorite cuisines!

Just me.

World's fanciest speed bump.

Really, Verizon Wireless?

At least they're consistent.

This is awesome.

This girl chose the wrong jacket to wear. Ever.

Posted in: bumper stickers, funny things, license plates on Wednesday, August 05, 2009 at at 8:25 PM 1 comments    

Finishing up the backed up folder of Funny Things... here are the rest that I have right now.

Well. That's pretty straightforward.

I'm almost positive that this car belongs to our old neighbor. You can see in this post from a long time ago that he had an amazing hood ornament. I even commented on it to him once. He told me he was planning on getting a new one that was a pig with wings. And seeing that's what this is...

Guesses? Anyone?

This started out as a clever way to promote their leaf pick-up service. Now it's just a bag of garbage in the median.

Notice the 5th part of the directions isn't colored in like the rest of the bullets. Has anyone actually ever done this?

Greatest post-it note warning sign ever. In my favorite restaurant in Fort Worth. (I know, Gillian. It took me long enough to post it.)

That is a GIANT baby! And it can throw away its own "towel"!

At Sonic. Lots of synonyms. My favorite is "cruising in."

mmmmm... kay

Likes to type?

Yeah. Me too. (By the way, the three pictures above were all taken the same night in the hospital parking garage. I should totally visit there more often.)

I'm thinking of getting this for my mom. Except she's getting an actual grandbaby soon, so it wouldn't be as funny.

Good for you.

Classy. And dangerous. That lady should definitely be wearing a welder's mask just in case.

Colorful soap! That's all. It just amused me.

Well, that pretty much covers it all.

There was a caravan of three of these cars driving around one day. It was just weird.

That's one way to avoid buying a new window for your Jeep.

You know, when I think about mini-blinds, I also think about tasers. What about you?

I think they like their dogs.

Is it so bad to just stick the sticker to your window? Is this in case you decide one day you don't like America anymore?

Very small advertising.

Alrighty then.

And finally... probably the best license plate I've ever seen. I was driving down the freeway and it was icy and dark, so I didn't get a picture. But because it was so great, I recreated it on some license plate maker program online. And here it is...

Seriously.

Posted in: bumper stickers, funny things, license plates on Monday, February 16, 2009 at at 10:41 PM 2 comments