Showing posts with label ridiculousness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ridiculousness. Show all posts

Boooooo!

This makes me so mad. I was at Target last week and all of the Halloween stuff is hanging from the ceiling... and right along with it is Christmas stuff! I know places like Hallmark have out Christmas ornaments and stuff in July, but putting up ceiling decorations mid-October? Really? Give Thanksgiving a chance!

Also, apparently I missed acknowledging my 500th post on the blog. It was that one two posts ago "Happy Fall". Oh well. No fanfare.

Hook 'Em Horns

So I saw THIS guy going down the freeway. I don't know what's safer: wearing this helmet or not wearing a helmet at all.

Seriously?

I saw this ad on Facebook recently:

Really? I mean, I may not be his biggest fan, but a "game" where you beat up the President? Not cool.

The Culprit

When we got the new car yesterday, they cleaned it out before letting us drive off. When I got in to drive home there was an extremely powerful cleansing agent smell. I figured it was just their brand of Windex. I opened the windows to let it air out in the garage overnight, but this morning the smell was just as strong. I was hoping to not have to smell that for weeks. However, when I went to put the stroller in the back, I discovered the culprit. They had left these little "Wonder Wafers" all over the car.

THIRTEEN of them to be specific. (Notice how it says on there "Place ONE wafer under auto seat.") There were three in the back, two under each of the four seats and two under the console. Ridiculous. Hopefully taking all of those out will clear out the smell tonight since I will be driving it tomorrow.

This Is What Happens...

...when you pay no attention to things in your pantry and when they expire or rot. And by "you" I mean "the family I work for."

This used to be a bag of potatoes.

A peek inside.

The whole alien monster underwater plant creature of the deep.
Gross.

Grammar Rant

I've talked about this before. But I'm doing it again because I just saw this article. Apparently England wants to eliminate the apostrophe because "they confuse people". My favorite quote from the article says "If I want to go to a restaurant, I don't want to have an A-level (high school diploma) in English to find it."

Honestly people. They're extremely simple.
Use an apostrophe:
To show possession on a singular word: (That is the dog's bone... The bone belongs to the dog.)
To show possession on a plural word or a word/name that ends in S: (All of the kids' lunches need to be made. OR I am going to the Sumners' house.)
To abbreviate "noun is" (Fred's going to the store... Fred IS going to the store.)

Do NOT use an apostrophe:
In a plural form of a noun (We are having taco's and burrito's for dinner. WRONG)
In a plural form an abbreviation (I have a lot of CD's. WRONG)
In possessive pronouns (Hers, ours, yours, and theirs do NOT need apostrophes. They already show possession.)
In a plural form of a number (I was born in the 1980's. WRONG)

Common Mistakes:
It's vs. its -
It's means "it is" such as "It's cold outside."
Its shows possession as in "The dog lost its bone." The word "its" already shows possession so you don't need to put an apostrophe.
Who's vs. whose -
Who's means "who is" such as "Who's coming over?"
Whose means "the one to whom it belongs" such as "Whose ball is this?" or "We need to know whose house we're going to."

THE END.

What I Did The Other Day

This was one of D's Christmas presents that he wanted put together so he could play with it.

1 1/2 hours

245 pieces

Cute. But way too time consuming.
And the first person who says "Just wait until you have kids..." I promise to promptly punch in the face. My kids can get toys like this when they can put them together themselves. Or with the help of their dad. :) My thumbs are still sore.

How To Leave A Cat Alone For Nine Days

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In the kitchen

In the pantry

Also in the pantry