Showing posts with label funny things. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny things. Show all posts

Say What Now?

We live out in the country these days. This sign showed up on a fence by a house that I drive by "on the way into town". I don't know what it means but I really want to know.

Posted in: , on Monday, January 03, 2011 at at 11:41 PM 0 comments  

Snuggle Up

Because sometimes you just want to
sleep with your diaper stacker.

Posted in: , on Wednesday, September 08, 2010 at at 11:50 PM 0 comments  

For Reasons Such As This

This is EXACTLY why I take my camera everywhere I go.
I was walking out of Target today when I saw THIS MAN walk in. So I turned around and had to find a way to get some pictures. And I did.

This one is fuzzy, but it looks like he was laughing
because so many people were looking at him.

I think this guy next to him was trying not to
bust out laughing. I know I would have been.

Yep. 60 Year Old Man + Catholic School Girl Get-up = Hilarious trip to Target
Sorry it's blurry, but it's the best I could do from far away.
I expect to see something like this at Walmart but not Target.

Posted in: on Friday, February 05, 2010 at at 10:11 PM 1 comments  

Awesome!

Look what I got in my Spam Mail!

We're rich! Yes!

Posted in: on Sunday, September 13, 2009 at at 8:38 PM 1 comments  

And Then D Said...

"Ashley! My swimsuit is on the ceiling!"

Posted in: , on Tuesday, August 18, 2009 at at 11:17 PM 2 comments  

Hook 'Em Horns

So I saw THIS guy going down the freeway. I don't know what's safer: wearing this helmet or not wearing a helmet at all.

Posted in: , on Thursday, August 06, 2009 at at 11:58 PM 2 comments  

Remember Funny?

I swore when I was pregnant that this blog wouldn't become All Jake All The Time, but it pretty much has. Sorry. Here's a flashback to the good ol' days of funny randomness.

Democrat?

Front of the same car. My favorite is the one on the rearview mirror.

One of the personalized bricks in front of the Clinton Library. Hm.

Funny independent of anything else, but this was on a pump at the gas station which increases its hilarity exponentially.

What kind now?

Message: no.
"I heart heart": very yes.

Holy healthy.

Feet?

1. The Scotch tape
2. "For sell"
3. The random other piece of tape on the side of the van.
4. It's a poster board.
5. The roll of Scotch tape is still on the bumper.
6. The bar code is still on the posterboard.
7. The Scotch tape!

Sometimes you just need to...

...haul some swimming pools down the freeway.

This car changed from orange to pink as you drove by it!

Ok.

Yessssssssssss!

You missed.

It took me a while to figure this one out.

Nope. I need more info please.

Thanks, Inaccurate Grammar Gas Pump!

This guy kept me from accidentally getting Supreme.

Or one at regular price.

How old is this newspaper?!

Two of my favorite cuisines!

Just me.

World's fanciest speed bump.

Really, Verizon Wireless?

At least they're consistent.

This is awesome.

This girl chose the wrong jacket to wear. Ever.

Posted in: , , on Wednesday, August 05, 2009 at at 8:25 PM 1 comments  

Spot On

I hope y'all saw this skit/commercial on SNL last week. It absolutely describes my mom perfectly. There are TV shows that she's been watching for YEARS that she can't name a single person's real or character name. She'll be 2/3 of the way through the season of a reality show (Survivor/Big Brother/etc.) and only be able to tell me one or two names, but usually just gives a vague description. ("I don't look at the names when they come on the screen!") Then she'll tell me about a movie that she and my dad watched:
"We watched a movie tonight."
"Oh yeah, what was it?"
"I don't remember what it was called, but it had that guy that was on that other movie about the..."
Almost every time. She'll remember the name of the movie OR the name of one of the actors. Rarely both. I was so glad we were together when this skit came on. Apparently lots of moms have this problem. I'm glad she's not alone. She was laughing along with it.




I told her that if they made a sequel to this, it would include word-for-word the conversation that I had with her this past Saturday night. She was describing the end of the CSI: New York season finale and was describing who was in the scene. She doesn't know anyone's real name or character name so this is how they were listed...
"Captain Dan" (Gary Sinise)
"Karinkidink" (Melina Kanakaredes)
"Hill - Obama's Guy" (Hill Harper - I'm proud of her for knowing part of his name.)
"Kelly Clarkson" (Anna Belknap - Someone who "looks like Kelly Clarkson")
"And that weird lab guy/girl" (I don't know which person that is because I don't watch it.)

And that's who's on the show.
Love you mom! You're cute! And not alone!

Posted in: , on Sunday, May 17, 2009 at at 11:18 PM 1 comments  

Greatest Thing I've Ever Seen

The whole things is great, but I think the last song is the best one.


Posted in: on Saturday, March 07, 2009 at at 7:01 PM 3 comments  

A Little Advice

This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen. I saw it on Boing Boing today via my Google Reader (greatest invention ever, by the way). It's some kid's list that somebody found of Ways to Be Cool. There are some really good ideas in here:

My favorites are "learn to speak European," ""Hollywood,"" online friendships," "eat more meat," and "hang out w/Steve." Although every one of them is an excellent idea.

Posted in: on Tuesday, March 03, 2009 at at 11:59 PM 3 comments  

Man of Steel

This one was so great I felt it deserved a post of its own. I'm pretty sure this person is a fan of Superman. It's just a guess though.

Posted in: on Monday, February 16, 2009 at at 11:15 PM 1 comments  

It's Been Too Long (Part 3)

Finishing up the backed up folder of Funny Things... here are the rest that I have right now.

Well. That's pretty straightforward.

I'm almost positive that this car belongs to our old neighbor. You can see in this post from a long time ago that he had an amazing hood ornament. I even commented on it to him once. He told me he was planning on getting a new one that was a pig with wings. And seeing that's what this is...

Guesses? Anyone?

This started out as a clever way to promote their leaf pick-up service. Now it's just a bag of garbage in the median.

Notice the 5th part of the directions isn't colored in like the rest of the bullets. Has anyone actually ever done this?

Greatest post-it note warning sign ever. In my favorite restaurant in Fort Worth. (I know, Gillian. It took me long enough to post it.)

That is a GIANT baby! And it can throw away its own "towel"!

At Sonic. Lots of synonyms. My favorite is "cruising in."

mmmmm... kay

Likes to type?

Yeah. Me too. (By the way, the three pictures above were all taken the same night in the hospital parking garage. I should totally visit there more often.)

I'm thinking of getting this for my mom. Except she's getting an actual grandbaby soon, so it wouldn't be as funny.

Good for you.

Classy. And dangerous. That lady should definitely be wearing a welder's mask just in case.

Colorful soap! That's all. It just amused me.

Well, that pretty much covers it all.

There was a caravan of three of these cars driving around one day. It was just weird.

That's one way to avoid buying a new window for your Jeep.

You know, when I think about mini-blinds, I also think about tasers. What about you?

I think they like their dogs.

Is it so bad to just stick the sticker to your window? Is this in case you decide one day you don't like America anymore?

Very small advertising.

Alrighty then.

And finally... probably the best license plate I've ever seen. I was driving down the freeway and it was icy and dark, so I didn't get a picture. But because it was so great, I recreated it on some license plate maker program online. And here it is...

Seriously.

Posted in: , , on at at 10:41 PM 2 comments  

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