Here is some of the evidence of my innocence in the last year or so. I'm a perfect dog! Ask anyone! (Except anyone I live with or go visit. They'll lie to you.)
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"No, I have NOT been ripping off parts of the papasan chair! This little piece of wood came from... somewhere... else..."
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"No, I did NOT eat most of a popcorn bag. Even though you found this left in my chair. And even if I did, everyone could use a little more fiber, right?"
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"No, I did NOT pull that wrapped up thing out of the trashcan and tear it into tiny pieces! This was here when I walked in the room!"
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"No, I did NOT kidnap a pair of socks for the millionth time! Someone gave them to me!"
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"No, I did NOT take a pair of socks! Seriously!"
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"I think you should look over there for the culprit."
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"I'm just taking a nap over here. No trouble going on."
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"Can't you see I'm innocent? Leave me alone!"
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"No, I did NOT try to eat a battery. This bright red place on my tongue is from something else. Not battery acid!"
"Oh, and while were on the subject... A few weeks ago, that was NOT me who pulled the credit card out of Dad's wallet and chewed it up. Nor was it I who then chewed up the new credit card the day that it came in the mail. I have no idea how that happened."
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Thursday, October 18, 2007
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10:40 PM
Good enough to make me laugh out loud and have my mom ask me what this was.