Sorry. He is.

And speaking of church... This is what I found when I went to change his diaper when we got home today. Funny.

Posted in: Jake on Sunday, August 09, 2009 at at 3:59 PM 2 comments    

I have some crazy awesome friends that love to make things. Here are two of them...

The Great and Groovy Gillian, my roomie from college, loves to sew things for kids. She made this fantastic A&M onesie for the Jakemeister. Thanks Gillian!

The Super and Stupendous Sarah that I taught with in Texarkana loves to make stencils and paint shirts. This is the outrageously awesome one that she made for Jake. I'm going to have her make a bag or something with the same design on it. Thanks Sarah!

Posted in: friends, Jake, roommates on Saturday, August 08, 2009 at at 2:07 PM 1 comments    

So I saw THIS guy going down the freeway. I don't know what's safer: wearing this helmet or not wearing a helmet at all.

Posted in: funny things, ridiculousness on Thursday, August 06, 2009 at at 11:58 PM 2 comments    

I swore when I was pregnant that this blog wouldn't become All Jake All The Time, but it pretty much has. Sorry. Here's a flashback to the good ol' days of funny randomness.

Democrat?

Front of the same car. My favorite is the one on the rearview mirror.

One of the personalized bricks in front of the Clinton Library. Hm.

Funny independent of anything else, but this was on a pump at the gas station which increases its hilarity exponentially.

What kind now?

Message: no.
"I heart heart": very yes.

Holy healthy.

Feet?

1. The Scotch tape
2. "For sell"
3. The random other piece of tape on the side of the van.
4. It's a poster board.
5. The roll of Scotch tape is still on the bumper.
6. The bar code is still on the posterboard.
7. The Scotch tape!

Sometimes you just need to...

...haul some swimming pools down the freeway.

This car changed from orange to pink as you drove by it!

Ok.

Yessssssssssss!

You missed.

It took me a while to figure this one out.

Nope. I need more info please.

Thanks, Inaccurate Grammar Gas Pump!

This guy kept me from accidentally getting Supreme.

Or one at regular price.

How old is this newspaper?!

Two of my favorite cuisines!

Just me.

World's fanciest speed bump.

Really, Verizon Wireless?

At least they're consistent.

This is awesome.

This girl chose the wrong jacket to wear. Ever.

Posted in: bumper stickers, funny things, license plates on Wednesday, August 05, 2009 at at 8:25 PM 1 comments    

When we got to work today, C-man was going out of town and left notes.

Including to both of us.

D, Jake and I went to a local church that has an indoor playground. Nobody was there when we got there so Jake got to play a little.

He enjoyed the slide.

And climbed up the levels.

And went across the rope bridge.


This afternoon Jake discovered his laugh. He's been giving little single laughs up to this point, but not long giggles like this. The other voice you hear is D trying to help me make him laugh. If you don't want to watch the whole thing, the second half is better.

Tonight he figured out how to get all of his toes in his mouth.

"What? They're good!"

All the toe eating wore him out and he fell asleep in the middle of the living room.

Posted in: firsts, Jake, video on Monday, August 03, 2009 at at 9:12 PM 2 comments