seeing two of those helicopters with two blades flying over... "Look! It's double helicopters! And they both have two helics!"

Kid: Who was the first person to walk on the moon?
Me: Neil Armstrong.
Kid: Oh yeah! I saw his rip stone once!
Other kid: How did Elvis die?
Kid: Sitting on the toilet!

Kid 1: Are teeth made of bone?
Kid 2: No! Are teeth milk?

"Some milk you buy isn't real because they feed the cows cardboard instead of food."

Assignment: write a note to someone
What a kid wrote: "Dear mr president how much people votid for you and what is it like being the ruler of the world."

Me: What does it look like is outside the window in the picture?
Kid 1: Iraq!
Kid 2: What's Iraq?
Kid 1: It's another country!
(reminded me of that conversation in Bringing Down The House)

"We're chasing the boys and trying to isurrend them"
(later clarified as "get them to surrender")

"My friend Jake told me he's BEEN to Saturn"

"I saw the Milky Way once. It was bright red!"

Me: Pluto is kind of like a snowball (meaning made of ice)
Kid: So we're bigger than Pluto?
Me: Yes, Earth is bigger than Pluto.
Kid: No, are PEOPLE bigger than Pluto?

during the Q&A at the planetarium after a show about the solar system...
"How come scientists haven't figured out aliens?"

Kid 1: You can't taste laughing!
Kid 2: But you CAN taste growing up!