My friend Sarah was in town at her brother's house. She invited me over. She called and said, "Don't try to pet the dog when you walk in. He'll probably bite you." She didn't mention "Oh, and don't wear flip-flops. They'll also bite your toes off." So I got there, opened the door, stuck my foot in the space so the dogs wouldn't run out, and got my toes chomped down on. It hurt.

Posted in: injuries on Tuesday, July 24, 2007 at at 12:06 AM